| on the road again |
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July 23, 2008
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currently in Boston, and living off baby wipes...
after a few near-misses and last minute freak outs, we finally made it to Warped Tour.
of course, I've got a crater-sized pimple right between my eyes and I have to do my "lady business" in the early morning hours so I don't waste time when we gotta get goin, but, ya know, I deal.
Shwayze's ridiculous yellow Dopamine bus just pulled up and everyone's still asleep...
I really gotta pee. ugh.
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| currently eating a Pinkberry Green Tea smoothie |
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July 21, 2008
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so i said i'd be doing some Warped Tour dates...
i'll be on the tour the 23rd-28th (the East Coast dates).
if you're planning on going feel free to stop by and say hi - i'll either be behind the Shiragirl booth or running around with friends.
just look for this mug:

stay cool kiddos!!!
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| maidenform and casseroles |
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July 20, 2008
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have i ever mentioned i LOVE the 60's?

i'm watching the Man Men marathon on AMC right now. this show is addictive. the drinking, the smoking, the eyeliner, the Breck hair, the polyester!!!
i collect vintage 60's items. my set of Betty Crocker cookbooks, a four piece set of turquoise shot glasses with gold trim, a Wirax toast rack, matchbooks from old hotels, a seafoam green formica table with four baby pink and chrome chairs, various knicknacks, etc etc...
la dolce vita!!
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| here's what i did today... |
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July 18, 2008
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| buttercream dreams and angelfood nightmares |
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July 18, 2008
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 this is me "backstage" at the show last nite...
 our lovely "dressing room"...
so it was...yea. can i just reiterate that i HATE frat boys??? a lovely surprise was that Jared the Conjuror was also performing (which i had no idea about!)... he runs Vicious Vaudeville, the show i'm doing Saturday. afterward we went and got a drink at a nearby restaurant and chatted it up. i'm really excited about doing his show this weekend.
i think i'm going to do adayinmylife today, what with the cupcake smashing and whatnot.
gunh. and on that note...sleep!!!
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| mannequins with kill appeal |
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July 16, 2008
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sitting here eating a combination Jeno's pizza and picking off the sausage bits and pepperoni squares (they were out of cheese at the grocery store). my mom is always grossed out by the fact that i LOVE these things. they taste like my childhood!!!
so it's a little early, but i thought i'd get a jump on it:

also, some random thoughts. i work as a fetish model along with all the other modeling work i do. (the other stuff i consider my creative projects.) when i say fetish, i don't so much mean a fetish fashion model, with all the latex and weird outfits, though i've done that too - i mean modeling for people with actual fetishes. the 20 min photoshoot where i made a couple hundred just being tickled. the foot photoshoot i'm doing in August. and today, the shoot where i'm paid an insane amount just to read poetry scantily clad (he also bought me some stuff from Ricky's and earrings from a sidewalk vendor). if you had asked me three years ago if i thought i could be making a living doing this, i probably NEVER would have said "yes".
life's funny sometimes, isn't it?
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| mutualism |
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July 15, 2008
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i got bored last nite and decided to do another DIY set for GG:


Jessie Lee just got accepted to GG so we're doing a set together on Friday - cupcake fight.
i'm supposed to speak to someone about an issue this week. they left me a message yesterday and now we're playing phone tag. somehow i doubt my solution will happen considering we don't live in a perfect world.
i did my test shoot for Live Fast NYC today. i'm taking a new prescription and took a pill on an empty stomach before i left for the shoot today...figured i'd just grab a muffin at Dunkin Donuts or something. 10 minutes later i'm yakking my guts out in the bathroom... then had to go model in the sun and heat. fun!
i've been reading about figs and fig wasps all evening... my life is so *~*glamorous*~*
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| Smear This!!! |
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July 14, 2008
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so. i'm doing a burlesque number for this new show Freaks and Geeks on Thursday at this place called Identity:

the theme is "futuristic". i want to do a number where i'm a space explorer who SURPRISE! has an alien burst out of her chest during the performance (and the chestburster is wearing teeny baby-alien sized pasties).
of course, this all depends on if i can FIND a chestburster plush tomorrow
 and be able to throw the costume together in time...
whaddya think??
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| someone is sending me naughty photos *teehee* |
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July 13, 2008
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i saw Hellboy II tonite. AMAZING. i want to be a kung-fu elf.
afterward i went to the Sanrio store... they had TONS of new Cinnamoroll stuff out, and i bought these:
 a coinpurse!
 a mirror!
tomorrow i am delivering my vintage wedding dress to its buyer in Manhattan. then doing laundry and the grocery store.
i ate a whole giant bag of Cheetos for dinner tonite. :x
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| when i say i hate you, just know i hate you with the intensity of the fire of a 1,000 white hot suns |
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July 11, 2008
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moving on from tonite's exercise in COLOSSAL NERVE and general shitiness...
i spent the day watching my pal Joey Kipp in a contemporary dance performance in Manhattan:
on our way back from the studio, we saw an actual BUM ORGY.
afterward we had the most amazing peanut butter chocolate frozen coffees ever.
later, i wandered around the city and went WAAAY above my budget boutique shopping:
 lol at the Playboys in my bathroom!
i think i am going to go see Hellboy II tomorrow nite. tonite is sitting at home, drinking spiced chai and calming myself. *breathe in, breathe out*
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| look what i found!!! |
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July 10, 2008
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!from my shoot with Matt for DareStars!
i'm doing a shoot for Live Fast clothing store in Manhattan early next week.
woo woo woo!!!
also, i will be doing some Warped Tour dates later this month. will keep you posted.
right now it's time for bedie-bye...
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| coz i'm a hundred degrees in the shade over here |
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July 9, 2008
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 this is pretty much how i feel right about now.
in other news...Sourpuss Clothing is sending me samples from their collection to shoot for their site!
also, i am meeting up with my old roomie heartshapedkey tonite for coffee. a very sassy girl and INSANELY talented artist, who is also a champion of artist's rights and freedom of speech. be sure to check out her stuff!!
ok, i'm gonna go hop in the shower and wash off my stank. keep cool, kiddos!!!
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| all is right in the jungle (hopefully) |
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July 8, 2008
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so.
I am not doing the party on Friday.
I did speak with the organizers, and things have been cleared up.

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| i never wanted to be anybody else |
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July 7, 2008
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 igor consistently takes THE WORST pictures of me. at this point it's like a skill, so i just go with it. from the drunken insanity on the 4th...
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| sakura BLEU!!! |
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July 4, 2008
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYONE!!!
i'm headed to this tonite to support my gay Hurt Kelly:

on a side note: a few months ago a did a fetish video where i recited haiku scantily clad. THE YOUTUBE VIDEO HAS 17,000 VIEWS!!!
excuse while i rofl myself to death...
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| WTF MAN, WTF |
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June 30, 2008
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so.
just got off the phone with Jim Rose. they're taking over the Stairway to Hell Production.
they wanted me to put things in my vagina.
i have a sneaking suspicion i WILL NOT be going to Edinburgh.
HOWEVER i did just get a call from a new cabaret production that will be running this fall... i have a meeting on Wednesday.
photoshoot & meetings tomorrow. aarrrggghhhh...
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